Woobie Hank
The Woobie Hank is an approx. 10.5" x 17.5" two-sided handkerchief with a poncho liner ("woobie") on one side, 100% cotton ripstop on the other, and dual reinforced 550lb paracord ties (each ~4") at every corner. The poncho liner side has a 100% nylon oxford-weave inner and outer layer with 100% polyester inner batting for an intermediate layer of warmth and padding and is water resistant; the ripstop side, hemmed over the woobie, serves as a standard hank. It still stuffs in a pants pocket, and the tie cords and oversized rectangular shape let you use it as a large rag, seat pad, pillow, knee pad, sleeping bag under-torso blanket, neck gaiter, tool belt or foraging pouch. Ripstop Color/Pattern sets the color of the cotton ripstop side and the tie cords (First available means no preference). Poncho-Liner Color/Pattern sets the woobie side: Woodland Camo is a repurposed military issue poncho liner (NSN: 8405-00-889-3683) made in the USA by Winston Salem Industries for the Blind Inc; Olive Drab and Coyote Brown are from USGI Industries with a similar style label; the "w/ label affixed if in stock" versions add the original NSN label (Woodland) or the similar label (Olive Drab, Coyote Brown) to your hank only if Superesse has one available; and DNC (Desert Night Camo) and Alpine Camo come standard with a Durable Water Repellent (DWR) water resistant treatment.
"A prudent person foresees danger ahead and takes precautions. The simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences. - Proverbs 27:12"
Two-Sided Build
A nylon oxford-weave poncho liner with polyester batting is sewn to a 100% cotton ripstop side that serves as a standard hank.
Warmth and Padding
The polyester batting adds an intermediate layer of warmth and padding for use as a seat pad, knee pad or under-torso blanket.
Corner Tie Cords
Dual reinforced 550lb paracord ties (each ~4") at each corner tie to belt loops or around your neck.
Water Resistant Side
Face the woobie side down on wet ground when using the hank as a knee pad.
Folds to Fit
Fold it in half to ~5x17 and tie it off as a neck gaiter, or fold it to ~8x10 and stuff it with clean laundry as a pillow.
All options
- Woobie Hank — poncho liner side sewn to 100% cotton ripstop, approx. 10.5" x 17.5"1
- Paracord tie cords — dual 550lb ties at each corner, each ~4", match ripstop color
w/ label affixed if in stock options only
- NSN label (Woodland) or similar label (Olive Drab, Coyote Brown) — affixed only if Superesse has one available
The numbers, flat and honest.
| Layers | 1 cotton ripstop, 2 nylon (1 displayed), 1 polyester batting |
|---|---|
| Tie cords | At each corner; match the selected ripstop color |
| Option — Ripstop Color/Pattern | Ripstop side and tie cords in Black, Coyote Brown, Safety Orange, Woodland Camo or OD Green; First available = no preference |
| Option — Woodland Camo poncho liner | Repurposed military issue, NSN 8405-00-889-3683, made in the USA by Winston Salem Industries for the Blind Inc |
| Option — Olive Drab or Coyote Brown poncho liner | From USGI Industries with a similar style label; only Woodland Camo is CFI issue w/ NSN |
| Option — w/ label affixed if in stock | Original NSN label (Woodland) or similar label (Olive Drab, Coyote Brown) affixed only if available |
| Option — DNC (DWR upgrade) or Alpine (DWR Upgrade) | Desert Night Camo or Alpine Camo woobie side with Durable Water Repellent (DWR) treatment |
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Superesse started in 2014 with Wesley — a US Army Special Operations Command veteran with SERE and unconventional warfare training — making paracord bracelets for his team as a morale boost. The bracelets became wearable survival kits, integrating flashlights, fire-starters, fishing tackle, and whistles into a single strap. Today Superesse is run by Wesley and his wife Diana out of North Carolina near Fort Bragg — still a husband-and-wife shop, still handmade, still built on the assumption that the gear you need most is the gear you happen to be wearing.
- Founded in 2014
- Veteran and Law Enforcement owned and operated
- Husband-and-wife team — handmade production
- Based in North Carolina near Fort Bragg
- Specialized in paracord straps, hidden-compartment patches, and concealed EDC
Answers, straight up.
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How is this made and where does it ship from?
Superesse Straps LLC is a veteran and law enforcement owned husband-and-wife shop based in North Carolina near Fort Bragg. Superesse says nearly everything is made in their home and gear is handmade to order in small release batches. Some components come from other makers, named on the product page where Superesse names them. Orders ship directly from Superesse, so delivery can take longer than items SRO stocks.
How long does shipping take?
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Typical carrier transit after that: Economy 5 to 7 business days, Expedited 2 to 3, Overnight 1. These are carrier estimates, not guarantees. Some items, such as lithium batteries, aerosols, and safety matches, may be limited to ground shipping.
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You have 30 days from receiving your order to request a return on eligible items. Email info@stayreadyoutdoors.com with your order number, the item, and the reason, and wait for return authorization before you ship anything back. Returns sent without authorization may be refused.
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My package arrived damaged. What now?
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Do you offer a military/first-responder discount?
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